3 Wishes

A PI, postdoc, and grad student were walking to lunch along the beach when they came upon a magic lamp. The grad student immediately picks up the lamp, rubs it, and out pops a genie. The genie says, "For freeing me from my prison, I grant each of you three wishes."

The grad student says, "I want a million dollars, a Ferrari, and to be lounging on a tropical isle with a beautiful babe." The genie nods, and POOF! the grad student is gone.

The postdoc says, I want 10 million dollars, a Rolls Royce, and a hot guy to snuggle with in a lavish alpine ski resort in Switzerland. POOF! The postdoc disappears.

"And what are your three wishes, professor?" asks the genie.

"Just one wish. I want those two back in the lab working at their benches by the time I'm finished with lunch."

:O
what else was expected.
:)

Lol. I've known PIs that would have definitely done that.

good but why are they so sadist ?

He is could not think other than it

 Hey, that my data!   ;-)

http://www.scientistsolutions.com/t4670-genie.html

This was too good.

Supervisors always love their lab workers more than anything in this world.

LMAO!!! So typical