A PI, postdoc, and grad student were walking to lunch along the beach when they came upon a magic lamp. The grad student immediately picks up the lamp, rubs it, and out pops a genie. The genie says, "For freeing me from my prison, I grant each of you three wishes."
The grad student says, "I want a million dollars, a Ferrari, and to be lounging on a tropical isle with a beautiful babe." The genie nods, and POOF! the grad student is gone.
The postdoc says, I want 10 million dollars, a Rolls Royce, and a hot guy to snuggle with in a lavish alpine ski resort in Switzerland. POOF! The postdoc disappears.
"And what are your three wishes, professor?" asks the genie.
"Just one wish. I want those two back in the lab working at their benches by the time I'm finished with lunch."