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gecko44
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Topic Started by gecko44
on 9/24/2008 10:23 AM   
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A PI, postdoc, and grad student were walking to lunch along the beach when they came upon a magic lamp. The grad student immediately picks up the lamp, rubs it, and out pops a genie. The genie says, "For freeing me from my prison, I grant each of you three wishes."

The grad student says, "I want a million dollars, a Ferrari, and to be lounging on a tropical isle with a beautiful babe." The genie nods, and POOF! the grad student is gone.

The postdoc says, I want 10 million dollars, a Rolls Royce, and a hot guy to snuggle with in a lavish alpine ski resort in Switzerland. POOF! The postdoc disappears.

"And what are your three wishes, professor?" asks the genie.

"Just one wish. I want those two back in the lab working at their benches by the time I'm finished with lunch."


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mchinmoyee
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Posted By mchinmoyee
on 10/11/2008 2:45 AM   
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:O
what else was expected.
:)



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on 2/11/2009 22:12 PM   
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Lol. I've known PIs that would have definitely done that.

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Posted By Shubhangi
on 3/11/2009 22:52 PM   
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good but why are they so sadist ?


 




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Posted By Rajeshwari patel
on 3/12/2009 2:19 AM   
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He is could not think other than it



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Posted By dlibutti
on 3/18/2009 19:15 PM   
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 Hey, that my data!   ;-)


 


http://www.scientistsolutions.com/t4670-genie.html



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Posted By Monu
on 3/30/2009 9:31 AM   
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This was too good.


Supervisors always love their lab workers more than anything in this world.

Science with Truth...



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Posted By vilsy
on 3/30/2009 10:32 AM   
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LMAO!!! So typical

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