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A PI, postdoc, and grad student were walking to lunch along the beach when they came upon a magic lamp. The grad student immediately picks up the lamp, rubs it, and out pops a genie. The genie says, "For freeing me from my prison, I grant each of you three wishes."

The grad student says, "I want a million dollars, a Ferrari, and to be lounging on a tropical isle with a beautiful babe." The genie nods, and POOF! the grad student is gone.

The postdoc says, I want 10 million dollars, a Rolls Royce, and a hot guy to snuggle with in a lavish alpine ski resort in Switzerland. POOF! The postdoc disappears.

"And what are your three wishes, professor?" asks the genie.

"Just one wish. I want those two back in the lab working at their benches by the time I'm finished with lunch."

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Posted Sep 24, 2008, 12:23 PM
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:O
what else was expected.
:)

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Posted Oct 11, 2008, 4:45 AM
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