Acronym for the 12 Cranial Nerves

I am looking for an acronym to remember the 12 cranial nerves.
Help will be appreciated

Warning: Some of these are PG-13, but I got them from Wikipedia!! The last one is great.

-Oliver the optimistic octopus trots triumphantly about facing audiances glossily vaguely spinning hippos.
(Note that the accessory nerve is referred to by its alternate name Spinal accessory nerve, and the Vestibulocochlear nerve by its former name, Auditory, in this mnemonic.)

-On Old Olympus' Towering Top A Fin And German Viewed Some Hops (I learned this one as 'vended some hops')
(Note that the accessory nerve is referred to by its alternate name Spinal accessory nerve, and the Vestibulocochlear nerve by its former name, Auditory, in this mnemonic.)

-Ooh, Ooh, Ooh To Touch And Feel Very Good Velvet. Such Heaven!
(Note that the accessory nerve is referred to by its alternate name Spinal accessory nerve in this mnemonic.)

-Oh Once One Takes The Anatomy Final Very Good Vacations Are Heavenly

Another to help remember the types of information these nerves carry (sensory, motor, or both) is thus: Some Say Marry Money, But My Brother Says Big Brains Matter More.

Thanks
You helped me alot

on old olympia's towering top a fat armed guy viewed some hops

only odd octopi try to attempt facing a giant vicious attacking hydra!

Haha...a little fun.

 Thanks all this has helped me too

Ok, please, this is worse than PG-13, given that I got it from a bunch of military guys but, for those of you with off color thought processes:

 

Ladies, I apologise, but these were taught to me by military men, so you know which part of their anatomy they were thinking with.

u can easily remember it by "On the Ocassion Of Tea Parties Pretty Faces Are The Girl Visitors say Hi"

12 CRANIAL NERVES On Old Ohio Tower Top A Filipino Army Guards Villages And Houses No. Cranial Nerves Motor/Sensory/Both Function I Olfactory Some Smell II Optic Say Vision (Retinal) III Oculomotor Marry Pupil Constriction Eye Movement IV Trochlear Money Eye Movement V Trigeminal But Sensory face Mastication VI Abducens My Eye Movement VII Facial Brother Motor face/taste VIII Auditory Says Hearing IX Glossal-pharyngeal Bad Gag sense/swallowing X Vagus Business Parasympathetic/cough XI Accessory Marry Shrug shoulder XII Hypopharyngeal Money Tongue protrusion

On occasion our trusty truck acts funny. Very good vehicle any how
:)

On - Olfactory

Occasion- Optic

Our- Oculomotor

Trusty- Trochlear

Truck- Trigeminal

Acts- Abducens

Funny- Facial

Very- Vesibulochlear (auditory)

Good- Glossopharyngeal

Vehicle- Vagus

Any- Accessory (Spinal)

How- Hypoglossal

Oliver the Optomistic Octopus Trots Triumphantly About Facing Audiences Glossily Vaguely Spinning Hippos.  the first three letters or so of each are the same as the actural nerve names.  

Oh

Oh

Oh

To

Touch

And

Feel

A

Girls

Vagina

And

Hooters